People That Annoy Me

I'm a very irritable person. I'm very moody and impatient and have a very little amount of tolerance towards people's shit (Although I'm the kind of person to keep stuff in for a long time and then blow up randomly). But I'm also aware that I can be a very irritating person and to be honest, I probably do a lot of the things that would annoy me coming from someone else. Oops. These are the people that really tickle my pickle (I can't believe I just used that expression.)

• The self-righteous kind: Oh.my.god. The name is pretty self-explanatory: They basically think everything they say/do is right and will shove their opinion down anyone's throat (You know where else you can shove it..). Don't come to me telling me you're the smartest person around and know everything because I will punch you in the face (Alright maybe I won't but prepare to be punched by sarcasm, even worse *snaps fingers in Z formation*).

• The know-it-all peeps: Sometimes I like to act like that just to annoy my friends and go all technical in my explanations of things but damn, it's just a joke. Some people on the other hand do it very seriously and come at you with friggin scientific explanations to everything and it's so goddamn annoying! As the french proverb says: "General knowledge is like jam, the less you have the more you spread it" and it applies perfectly to this kind of people.

• The cocky imbeciles: Trust me, we are aware you are good looking and yes, sometimes we do check you out. No need to get cocky about it and bring it up every time we hang out cause honey, you ain't that special. There's just something so off-putting about someone who's absolutely infatuated with themselves, am I right?

• Whiny bitches: Now I'm not gonna pretend that I don't complain because as much as I hate it, I do. A lot. But I really do try to keep it in. These people on the other hand, spend basically every goddamn hour complaining about something. "Oh it's raining", "Damn it, I didn't get the best grade in the class, my life sucks". Can you not? Count your blessings people.

• The mean kids: These are, in my eyes, the worst. I hate people who pick on other people just for the hell of it and are plain mean. Why do you do that? It's not "cool" to be an asshole and it's even worse when the person you're being mean to hasn't done anything to you. Just be nice or at least, be courteous.

Any other kind of people that really makes you reevaluate human kind?